Douches After Dark Pt. 2

Turn down the lights, put on some Barry White, and change into something more comfortable, readers. It’s time to talk about sex.


When our downstairs neighbors wanted to transition from “favorite color” to sex, the conversation began with this line: “I have a question, though. Do you guys like eating out girls? Cause I do.”


And indeed they did! Another dude said he was “a great advocate” for oral sex. But don’t try to repay the favor, ladies. These dudes just don’t get off on blow jobs. In the words of one: “It’s not going to happen!…I don’t have 30 minutes”


They also added some input from an absent friend who liked to give facials. The dudes were incredibly impressed by the skill required to pull this move off.



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