The downstairs neighbors are experts on both history and white people. According to them, “all white people love salt.” (Maybe they saw this blog?)
But in case you doubt them, they have historical “facts” to back it up!
As one explained, white peoples’ ancestors were poor and had to preserve their food using salt. Obviously, this meant that all of their food was literally saturated with salt. White people were forced to get used to the taste of salt and therefore, white people love salt to this day!
The neighbors are a mine of salt knowledge! See what I did there?! Mine? Salt? Ok, nevermind.